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Necessary Demotivational Poster

MISTAKES - Typo's are very important to the art of writing. It gives the reader soemhting to look for so they aren't distracted by your total lack of content

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CREATION "MUSEUM" - Be sure to see the "Dinosaur" exhibit, and the "Planetarium" But please leave your rational mind at the door. Kentucky has all the answers you need.

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Fatt Matt - November 17, 2009, 1:57 pm
I wonder what Freud would say about that Ag??
agdaniele - November 17, 2009, 12:28 am
Am I the only one seeing the gay cruise sign from above?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 17, 2009, 12:23 am
is that to spec?...it doesn't look like 40 cubits to me. 5.
spacedog - November 16, 2009, 5:50 pm
Nice work Matt. Is that you on the far left? 5 lions

SACRIFICES - We all have to make them. Quick, we gotta get the planes back in the air !!

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corbett06 - April 25, 2010, 10:14 pm
i have to agree...they should be the ones to go in
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:45 pm
That is not to say you can't sacrafice the lightweight in the purple shirt. By all means.
Firefly - April 21, 2010, 10:44 pm
Screw that! Miley is 18 in 7 months. You can sacrafice her after I tap that!
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:17 pm
Just in case, use all the people on Disney channel and Nickelodeon.
pieman - April 21, 2010, 8:57 am
I think Billy Ray should join them so no more can be made. We need to sell tickets to a lottery. See who gets to push them in.



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Bartimaeus - November 5, 2009, 7:22 pm
Thanks for the votes, guys, and certainly for the comments. They're hilarious.
CANADA - November 5, 2009, 10:18 am
Mongo - November 5, 2009, 10:02 am
LOL...would you like new car scent or pine?
LogicDude - November 5, 2009, 9:56 am
Priceless! Now where did I lay that stethoscope?
Sean - November 4, 2009, 9:49 pm
Cool. I'm trading in my clip-board. What the hell was I thinking?
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 9:18 pm
Problems at home, Random? This is what happens when you don't go to that Halloween party!
MrRandom - November 4, 2009, 9:15 pm
Here I am making jokes about a cheating girlfriend and a warm watermelon, and this comes along and truly becomes awesome. Excellent Bart.
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thanks, guys. Stuff like that is always good to hear.
spacedog - November 4, 2009, 9:11 pm
Excellent Bart. 5Ls
CANADA - November 4, 2009, 9:09 pm
5lions for 5! Perfect score!
Bartimaeus - November 4, 2009, 9:05 pm
God! the comments are hilarious. Thanks for the votes, guys. I'm glad you like it.
BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 9:00 pm
A lab coat from Dr. Seymour Bush
agdaniele - November 4, 2009, 8:57 pm
5L - welcome to the world!

SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway.

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Rating: 2.94/5

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red03golf - May 2, 2011, 8:11 pm
E V E R ! !
Me_ - December 16, 2009, 2:21 pm
Why do you think they are so pissed? Even drunk guys will not touch them.
Acey - July 20, 2009, 4:39 am
Most? Hell, try all!


Teacher -

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Before you speak let your words pass through three gates -

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"GLA*SES" - Really Motifake, really?

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Sho - March 8, 2012, 9:57 am
The site must stay google friendly, so it is to be expected lol
Verdeckt - March 4, 2012, 10:01 pm
PHWOAR!! Look at that cheeky pair! They're barely held by that skinny frame.


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Marvin Wankerstein - November 11, 2009, 11:28 pm
This gives a entirely new meaning to the term, "shotgun wedding."

TRANSLATOR'S NOTES - They aren't always necessary.

Delusion -

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NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:28 pm
Elaborating: Goldfish don't live short lives because they're Goldfish... They just don't get treated & kept as well as other species on-average. Having just finished several vids on both the proper care & mistreatment of Goldfish, I just had to say it.
GaryO - February 11, 2016, 8:21 pm
Rather HiMoron like (spell check)....wunner whatever happened to ol' blue eye
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 7:53 pm
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:47 pm
He seems at bit flush.
spacedog - February 11, 2016, 6:44 pm
Is it about toilets? I think Nick is kinda passionate about this. Mortality on a toilet, regardless of heritage.
Greeny - February 11, 2016, 5:44 pm
funny thing is - this poster isn't really about fish, or bowls
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:01 am
... And yet, it's easy to tell when you're in a large, well-maintained tank vs. just some bowl--no-matter how big--that hardly sees it's water changed when determining the odds on your longevity/mortality, heritage regardless. FISH DON'T BELONG IN BOWLS!!
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:34 pm
"But out-of-sync". Yep, pretty sure who's the deluded one here...
Rick69 - February 9, 2016, 5:24 pm
Picture feels a but out-of-sync... Or maybe I'm just deluded.